You know what is wonderful? 4AM fire alarms in your apartment. There is nothing that makes me happier then trying to sleep for a 6AM flight and getting woken up by a piercing klaxon that causes your cat to launch itself talon-first off your chest.
Seriously, if you can think of something more joyous then going from a happily deep sleep to an ICBM launch siren in your face I would like to hear it. Getting ravaged by your house pet is just a bonus at that point really.
At least I got some good commiseration time in with the rest of the building tenants. Nothing brings people closer together then waiting outside to find out what douche bag burned their toast.
4th time this year. Wonderful.
It's all good :)
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